How to remove kebab ?

Introduction
This guide will teach you HOW TO BE VILAIN how to remove kebab.

Preparation is key (to success)
Got it ? Prepare some weapons (rifle, rocket launcher, any weapon that you can use properly) and most importantly : a lot of ammunitions. Even without weapon, ammunition can still do damamge ! And "weapons" also include tank, vehicle, mortar, static machine gun, in fact, MATERIALS. (Also don't forget the fuel if your using a vehicle.) Listen to your feeling. Also it would be nice if you come up with a plan. Ya should also take some firestarter.

Now that your ready, let's go to the next part.

OH OH OH WAIT ! Before i forget, make sure to take food and water. You'll need to find a way to find supply. Oh and if you find bleach, that can be a little useful... (Also don't forget the cooking stuff if you need one)

Some survival tips
Don't eat mcdo coz mcdo is bad.

Also vote for putin XOXOXO becSTOP ! DON'T ALWAYS DO WHAT THE RUSSIAN DO !

Whhaatt ? Exactly. Follow your instinct. Don't always do what the other do. Improvise. Be creative. THIS IS SURVIVAL NOT YOUR SHITTY TV REALITY SHOW !

Ya can salvage stuff in order to find food, but most importantly, WATER. Water is the key to survival, even more than food. You can eat dead bodies in extreme cases, but remember that any body including human and animals can contains disease and toxic stuff, so be extremely careful.

A little tip : Bleach can be used (in small quantities of course) in order to disinfect clean water (inhomogeneous can sometimes contain toxic thing so be sure to filtrate your water), and no you ain't gonna die if you take a LITTLE BIT of bleach. You can also boil water but in some situation that can be very inconvenient.

Also, i didn't mention it earlier but you can use gas weapons. I would'nt recommand you to do so for multiple reason but remember just in case that the enemies can use it too, so be sure to bring a gas mask in every circumstance. Also, some gas make gas mask useless or your mask can be damaged, so in that case it can be reaaalllyyy tricky. Also, if you encounter napalm, white phosphorus or any inciendiary in general, Run.

Next part tomorrow
See ya